The Disputed Territories of Uthea Arkayanna is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 746 million Arkayinns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grada Irocea. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Kayinnic economy, worth 21.1 trillion familial shardlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,337 familial shardlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and citizens must pay to enjoy Uthea Arkayanna's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uthea Arkayanna's national animal is the cockatrice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uthea Arkayanna is ranked 142,187^th in the world and 6,866^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 664.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.